Most seetimar, taalimaar & gaalimaar dialogues of 2013

Sentimental seventies, edgy eighties, naughty nineties or the tantalizing 2000s, dialogues have been a major source of seeties, taalis and even gaalis at times from the audiences.

Some praiseworthy while a few cringe worthy year 2013 gave us a bag full of dialogues that will remained etched in our memories.

As the year bids adieu, here’s a look at some of the most memorable dialogues of 2013... (In the order of release dates)

Matru Ki Bijlee Ka Mandola

They were used as tweets and liked and shared as Facebook status updates. The dialogues of Anushka Sharma, Imraan Khan and Pankaj Kapur starrer Matru Ki Bijlee Ka Mandola brought smiles on audience’s faces.

Some of the funniest dialogues from the movie include:

- Kitni baar samjhaye tujhe, kachha banyan pehnke mat jaya kar talab mein" – Matru

"Toh kya utaar kar jaya karu? Kachha ya banyan?" - Bijli

- Jab dil saand ho toh har ladki bhais dikhai deti hai

Race 2

Race 2, year’s first sequel had as many witty one liners as its plot has the twist and turns. Few dialogues that caught our fancy were:

- Race hamesha meri thi aur meri hi rahegi, kyunki main is race ka sabse purana khiladi hoon’

- ‘Badla jitna purana hota hai, utna hi khatarnak hota hai’

- ‘Aaj meri wajah se tumhari ek achchi aadat chhoot jayegi, zinda bachne ki.’

Sahib Biwi Aur Gangster Returns

Mahie Gill as the drunkard biwi was top of her act, especially because she had some of the meatiest dialogues that she delivered with utmost conviction and of course loads of oomph. What do you have to say about

- ‘Aapko pata hai mard zyada gaaliyan kyun dete hai? Kyunki woh rote kum hai’

- ‘ ‘Yeh hamesha mard hi kyun milte hain hum mein ... shayar kyun nahi milte?.’

- ‘The baap of all dialogues was ‘tumhe dekhkar badtameezi karne ko kyun jee karta hai’.

Mere Dad Ki Maruti

This story of an always at loggerhead father – son duo touched hearts at many levels. And the funny one liners thrown by the irritated Punju papa played by Ram Kapoor was one of the reasons. Can you control cracking up at this one?

- Isko dekh ke pata chalta hai ki kuch janwar apne hi bachon ko kyun kha jaate hai.

Himmatwala

While there was nothing worth appreciating in this remake directed by Sajid Khan, the dialogues too were cringe worthy to the core.

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- ‘Na main Police wala, na CBI wala, main ek ma ka beta, behen ka bhai, Himmatwala.

If that wasn’t enough a torture by Ajay Devgn, Paresh Rawal joined him with lined like

- ‘Yeh haath hai ki hathoda? Keedo ki basti mein yeh kaun aagaya makoda?’, ‘Do din mein warna… teesre din tumhara chautha hoga’ and

- ‘Aap tayyar ho jaiye jijaji, Ravi banega naya sarpanch aur aake marega aapke sar pe punch.’

Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani

Need some pick up lines to impress that girl? Pick up the DVD of this Ranbir and Deepika starrer and you’ll find aplenty. Picture this -

- Tumhari jaisi ladki flirting ke liye nahi, ishq ke liye bani hai aur ishq mere sehat ke liye achha nahi hai.

- Teri smile kitni dangerous hai pata hai, mere paas dil hota toh pucca aa jata ispe.

Or this one -

- Tum pehle bhi itni hi khoobsoorat thi ya... waqt ne kiya koi haseen sitam?